| Heaven Or Hell |
| "Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly 'Windows.' I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the Screen saver." |
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Heaven Or Hell
Funny Staff Meeting
| Staff Meeting |
| Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit. Moses calls a staff meeting. "Well, how are we going to get across the sea?" asked Moses. "We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us." "Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across," said the General Of The Armies, "but there's not enough time - the Egyptians are too close." "Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across," said the Admiral Of The Navy, "but time is too short." "Does anyone have a solution?" asked Moses. Just then, his Public Relations man raised his hand. "You!" said Moses, "You have a solution?" "No," said the PR man, "but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three full pages in the Old Testament..." |
Funny Brother John
Very Funny Brother John Jock:
Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said,
"Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, "Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words."
Brother John said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. "You may say another two words, Brother John."
"Cold food," said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."
"I quit," said Brother John.
"It is probably best, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said,
"Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, "Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words."
Brother John said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. "You may say another two words, Brother John."
"Cold food," said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."
"I quit," said Brother John.
"It is probably best, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
Monday, August 29, 2011
Gani Slide Show
gani slideshow
------------------
================================================
Link:
http://tripwow.tripadvisor.com/tripwow/ta-02b7-bf62-7810
=====================================================
nature:
--------------------
=================================================
Flowers
-----------------
=======================================================
------------------
Itz Gani Slide Show Slideshow: Ganesh’s trip from Bangalore, Karnataka, India to Visakhapatnam (Vizag) was created by TripAdvisor. See another Visakhapatnam (Vizag) slideshow. Create your own stunning free slideshow from your travel
photos.
photos.
================================================
Link:
http://tripwow.tripadvisor.com/tripwow/ta-02b7-bf62-7810
=====================================================
nature:
--------------------
Top Slide Show Slideshow: Funny’s trip from Bangalore, Karnataka, India to Visakhapatnam (Vizag) was created by TripAdvisor. See another Visakhapatnam (Vizag) slideshow. Create a free slideshow with music from your travel
photos.
photos.
=================================================
Flowers
-----------------
Flowers Slide Show Slideshow: Beauty’s trip from Bangalore, Karnataka, India to Visakhapatnam (Vizag) was created by TripAdvisor. See another Visakhapatnam (Vizag) slideshow. Take your travel photos and make a slideshow for
free.
free.
=======================================================
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)